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Microsoft Scammers: Anyone could do that job?

Filed under: Computer Problems, Lorre-isms, Not so bad for this blog, reality at work, Scams, What is America coming to?, YouTube Page Tagged: crazy talk, humor, like a virgin pina colada, Microsoft...

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Reunions: Minus the Hairspray

Hey gangstas! Over the weekend, Cowboy and I went to his 25 year high school reunion. I know. Its hard to believe that someone as verbally hot as I clearly am, could be with someone so old. AND……..I’m...

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Today’s Status: facebook

Filed under: Baggage, cry me a river, facebook, Life Crap, Lorre-isms, Personal Outbursts, reality at work, Whining Again Tagged: brutal honesty, enough already, facebook status, God's Plan, lessons,...

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Should mullets make a comeback?

I’m going to let someone else entertain you today. I’d like to breakdown your brain cells by exposing you to my inappropriate friend Stirling and his equally damaged partner in comedy. Wild Mullet...

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Sorry for the non-phallic length. Get comfy!

Sometimes, when a “grown” adult, shows their ass (…not literally…thank goodness…) by insulting a person for no other reason than: “grown” adult is ignorant, under/over-medicated, drunk, or just plain...

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Wordless-ish Wednesday: What a stinker!

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4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..

In places near And places far You may be revered As a shining star I picture you dressed Feathers and tar? Let’s get WD-40 To raise your bar Please allow me this time To be uncomfortably blunt Let’s...

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Jodie Foster inspired me.

Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship...

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It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!

43 IS AWESOME: I’m stronger than ever. My face is holding up (Just don’t look at my hands). My body isn’t due for an overhaul yet. I’m fairly certain my mind is in tact. My words are just as...

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Ruminating The Rumors

A lie is a horrible thing, but a lie with wings is even worse. It flies as far and high as possible, wreaking havoc and destroying lives, or at least….trying to. These pretty little birds of flight are...

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