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Slackass has entered the building: Awards Final Phase IV
For the safety of all readers: Paper links were used in this posting, as opposed to chain links. I wouldn’t want anyone to hurt themselves trying to navigate through all of them. Some time ago, I was...
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The coffin had a screw loose. This should do it though.
After I completed my award post last night, fellow blogger mj monaghan was working on a similar post about the awards he has received. Much to my surprise, he awarded me with the Versatile Blogger...
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Tag. I’m it!
I’ve been tagged by three fellow bloggers for “Tag, you’re it.” Now, I haven’t been tagged in a bad way, unlike the possibilities in my previous post (TAG). This is a game of questions and here’s how...
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Teen Pregnancy: Brilliance or Dumbass Mistake?
Here I am, 42 years old with a 20 month old. When he’s 18, I’ll be……well…….old. My energy is not what it once. SO…..I was thinking about those teen moms. You have something interesting to post on...
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Infected by a socially inept person: It’s not contagious, but it burns like...
Socially-inept-person-contactitis is like a bad rash in the wrong place, or an evil so piercing, you need an exorcist to free you. No matter how many showers you take, you can’t feel clean again....
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Sorry for the non-phallic length. Get comfy!
Sometimes, when a “grown” adult, shows their ass (…not literally…thank goodness…) by insulting a person for no other reason than: “grown” adult is ignorant, under/over-medicated, drunk, or just plain...
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Microsoft Scammers: Anyone could do that job?
Filed under: Computer Problems, Lorre-isms, Not so bad for this blog, reality at work, Scams, What is America coming to?, YouTube Page Tagged: crazy talk, humor, like a virgin pina colada, Microsoft...
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Wordless-ish Wednesday: What a stinker!
Filed under: Blogger Challenge/Idea, BLOGS, Crazy is as crazy does., cry me a river, Get Counseling, Life Crap, Lorre-isms, Personal Outbursts, Social Skills 101 Tagged: brutal honesty, Clogging the...
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Reunions: Minus the Hairspray
Hey gangstas! Over the weekend, Cowboy and I went to his 25 year high school reunion. I know. Its hard to believe that someone as verbally hot as I clearly am, could be with someone so old. AND……..I’m...
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4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..
In places near And places far You may be revered As a shining star I picture you dressed Feathers and tar? Let’s get WD-40 To raise your bar Please allow me this time To be uncomfortably blunt Let’s...
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Today’s Status: facebook
Filed under: Baggage, cry me a river, facebook, Life Crap, Lorre-isms, Personal Outbursts, reality at work, Whining Again Tagged: brutal honesty, enough already, facebook status, God's Plan, lessons,...
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Should mullets make a comeback?
I’m going to let someone else entertain you today. I’d like to breakdown your brain cells by exposing you to my inappropriate friend Stirling and his equally damaged partner in comedy. Wild Mullet...
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Jodie Foster inspired me.
Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship...
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It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!
43 IS AWESOME: I’m stronger than ever. My face is holding up (Just don’t look at my hands). My body isn’t due for an overhaul yet. I’m fairly certain my mind is in tact. My words are just as...
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Ruminating The Rumors
A lie is a horrible thing, but a lie with wings is even worse. It flies as far and high as possible, wreaking havoc and destroying lives, or at least….trying to. These pretty little birds of flight are...
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Sorry for the non-phallic length. Get comfy!
Sometimes, when a “grown” adult, shows their ass (…not literally…thank goodness…) by insulting a person for no other reason than: “grown” adult is ignorant, under/over-medicated, drunk, or just plain...
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4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..
In places near And places far You may be revered As a shining star I picture you dressed Feathers and tar? Let’s get WD-40 To raise your bar Please allow me this time To be uncomfortably blunt Let’s...
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Jodie Foster inspired me.
Today is my four-year wedding anniversary. Condolences can be sent to my husband at a later date. Making it through another year of marriage is amazing. I’m proud to say, I’ve handled my relationship...
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It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!
43 IS AWESOME: I’m stronger than ever. My face is holding up (Just don’t look at my hands). My body isn’t due for an overhaul yet. I’m fairly certain my mind is in tact. My words are just as...
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